I had too much time on my hands. The end result is a glitter sticker with my own design reading BISEXUAL PROBLEM CHILD.
 
This isn't really to make a profit, so much as to delight others the way I was delighted. Enjoy.  It's a sticker. It's about 3.5 X 2.  High quality.
 
I kindly ask you limit yourself to three so others can enjoy goofiness, too.  Thank you.