A chonky tentacoo to be your friend. But just your friend. No benefits.
Components: Hand-painted plaster, epoxy, zinc alloy
20".
Lead/Nickel Free.
Hillary's Sorry Monsterfuckers, This One's Ace
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1) The Nightborne release was wildly successful. Lingering inventory is being incorporated into our regular merchandise.
2) As of 11/1/2025, due to rising costs, all domestic USPS orders will have a flat $4 shipping charge. We DO combine orders and refund if you place multiple orders over, say, a week so you will only see that charge once. This change is so that we can pay our artists at a continued rate of 70/30 and the overhead doesn't eat into their take-home. Thank you for understanding.
3) Tariffs and other USPS nonsense means that sometimes, to ship internationally, we need to use FedEx or UPS. I am hoping this changes, but please plan accordingly, international customers.
4) Details about Black Friday through Cyber Monday, coming soon!
5) We have added a Tip Jar. Tips will go toward supplying our LGBTQIA+ artists with supplies and classes to advance their skills. Thank you!
A chonky tentacoo to be your friend. But just your friend. No benefits.
Components: Hand-painted plaster, epoxy, zinc alloy
20".
Lead/Nickel Free.
Need an extender? Check out our customization options!